Thursday, July 31, 2008

I Had A Dream...

That a Dwarf broke into my parent's back bedroom. I got involved in a pretty serious physical altercation with him, I popped him in a choke hold then he tried to smash the back of his head into my nose. I moved my head then picked him up by the nape of his neck and his groin, lifted the pint sized miscreant above my head and then SLAMMED the little fucker onto my grandmothers bed. That knocked the fight out of him!! I went off to get some duct tape to bind his hands and call the police, when I came back my wife had let him go....

Women.

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