Apparently, they are made of "Chrome Vanadium". Having never heard of this magical, mythical compound before I did some exhaustive research* and this is what I found.
"Deep beneath a secluded beach front villa in Martha's Vineyard, a group of ex Nazi(under the duress of the OSS, which Became the CIA) scientists looking for a means to clone J Edgar Hoover found encoded in the dust under the finger nail of Truman Capote's corpse a single strand of DNA. After a complicated period of incubation, cracking and isolative distillation they found not the answer that they had sought, rather a metal of exceptional durability, torsional rigidity ,dense molecular ventriculization and a pleasing minty tang. Knowing that their lives would be forfeit if the scope and reach of their discovery was ever uncovered by their masters, these scientists were able to (by a process of inter nicene blood letting) sell this marvelous discovery to the Shah of Iran for $4000 earth dollars. In 1964, during the Iranian civil war, The incoming theocracy exiled the Shah and his followers, thus placing the discovery back into the hands of the CIA. Chrome Vanadium flooded the tool market (in the manner that Heroin flooded the ghetto), park tools was born and the free mason movement gained significant financial power".
So, there you have it. Krosch has (somewhat unwittingly) provided me with the last piece of the puzzle by which I can launch East Bay Racing??? on the world! In this feature, I'll offer you a never before seen insight into the vortex of East Bay Racing????
My World Headquarters.
Like any Mogul, I have some luxuries therein...
Fine Art
Motivational Tools
And of course, my Silver Spoon
Okay, that's about it for the infrastructure. Now, anyone know where I can get some EPO? I'm gonna need it for the "training camp" that I'm embarking on now that my family are away. Boo(nen)Yah!
*Read:I made it up, all of it.
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